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31

Jul

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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hello-imaliveandwandwell:

hiroshimalated:

Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!

good to know

I had a cop recently pull me over for apparently talking on my phone while driving (I was twirling my hair, not using it) and at the end of writing me a ticket, he asked disgustedly “And what are you wearing?” He’d had me open my car door and was leaning in and I was very intimidated and worried he’d do something else. Thankfully, he left soon after. But this information is useful!

fightthereality:

 | Iwatobi swim club + quotes  [pt.1 |  

I love how everyone’s reflects their personalities on a deeper level and then there’s Nagisa

barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(Source: sothoros)

misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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(Source: kaitokirishima)

uhmgilinsky:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

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ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

dudewithabow:

after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

Yeah you know what my type is? The character dies. MY TYPE IS DEATH.

The many faces of Fox Mulder in “Bad Blood” 

(Source: xfiles-behind-the-scenes)

30

Jul

k009 said: Shrek/Sonic, DMMd AU

k009:

your-reply:

After three months, Shrek had returned to Midorijima.

"Sonic," Shrek breathed, his suit tight across his manly chest. "I’m sorry I had to go back to my swamp for three months without telling you. I hope you didn’t think our relationship was… ogre."

"No, it’s just… you’re too slow!" Sonic shouted cheerfully as he threw himself over the counter of Heibon into Shrek’s arms, and they shared passionate embrace.

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fashionsfromhistory:

Wedding Ensemble
20th Century
Konya, Central Anatolia, Turkey
TEXMEDIN

fashionsfromhistory:

Wedding Ensemble

20th Century

Konya, Central Anatolia, Turkey

TEXMEDIN